Unemployment Rate Up, Border Arrests Down

U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) announced today that during the first three quarters of FY 2009, arrests of illegal immigrants are down 26 percent at U.S. ports of entry, compared with the same time last year. Narcotics seizures are at an all time high and illegal immigration apprehensions are at multi-year lows with one … Read more

How to Handle Flood of Aliens

Earth D.C. – The Department of Home Sweethome (DHS) announced today the creation of a new division, Usually Slow and Crappy Immigration Services (USCIS), to handle the influx of Aliens from Outer Space (AOS). The agency’s first task is to overhaul the Extremely Brutal (EB) and Frequently Broken (FB) immigration system. One proposal, supported by … Read more

Bipartisan Group Urges Overhaul of Immigration System

An important report was released today that calls for an overhaul of the broken immigration system. The difference in this report, however, is the emphasis on the need of a legal immigration reform, instead of focusing overwhelmingly on the illegal immigration issues. An Independent Task Force, co-chaired by former Florida governor Jeb Bush and former … Read more

Cell Phone Numbers and the Do Not Call List

I’m still getting emails warning me that “all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls.” According to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC), however, this is not true: You may have received an email telling you that your cell phone is about to be assaulted by … Read more

The Other Immigration Road

At immigrationroad.com, we think of the virtual “road” as a way to immigration, a path to green card, and a journey to a better quality of life. But apparently an Immigration Road does exist! 🙂 It is a street in the downtown area of Sharjah, United Arab Emirates (UAE), near Dubai. There are restaurants, shopping … Read more

Online Payment on the Way for USCIS Filing Fees

Michael Aytes, USCIS Acting Deputy Director, responded to CIS Ombudsman’s recommendations for implementing electronic payment methods. Basically, USCIS agrees with what were suggested. We recently discussed this topic and are glad to see that some form of online payment may be on the way. This is shaping up to be a huge project and major … Read more

I-140 Premium Processing to Resume

Does visa number retrogression ever bring out good news? I guess the answer is yes, as USCIS apparently has freed up enough resources to resume premium processing of Form I-140, Immigrant Petition for Alien Worker. Ok, we are just being too harsh on USCIS. And frankly, there is not much they can do when immigrant … Read more