September 2009 Visa Bulletin

September is the last month of Fiscal Year 2009 and there are two substantial movements in term of visa cut-off dates: China EB2 and India EB2 will both advance to January 8, 2005; and All EB4 categories have become unavailable, starting immediately. Employment Based Second Preference India EB2 cutoff date is moving to January 8, … Read more

USCIS Orders $3.1 Million Worth of Green Cards

United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) recently placed a purchase order of $3.1 million for additional green cards. According to LaserCard, recipient of the order, these permanent resident cards are to be delivered by December 31, 2009. I don’t know exactly how much it costs to produce a piece of green card, but 3 … Read more

What Exactly is Wrong with Imigration?

Question: What exactly is wrong with imigration? Answer: Letter ‘m’ is missing. Ok, it doesn’t solve all the immigration problems this country is facing, but at least we are one step closer. For some reason I feel that writing this post makes the world a better place than a full day debate on Capitol Hill … Read more

Unemployment Rate Up, Border Arrests Down

U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) announced today that during the first three quarters of FY 2009, arrests of illegal immigrants are down 26 percent at U.S. ports of entry, compared with the same time last year. Narcotics seizures are at an all time high and illegal immigration apprehensions are at multi-year lows with one … Read more

How to Handle Flood of Aliens

Earth D.C. – The Department of Home Sweethome (DHS) announced today the creation of a new division, Usually Slow and Crappy Immigration Services (USCIS), to handle the influx of Aliens from Outer Space (AOS). The agency’s first task is to overhaul the Extremely Brutal (EB) and Frequently Broken (FB) immigration system. One proposal, supported by … Read more